Thursday, July 31, 2008

ஒரு கற்பனை - II


Well, extending my imagination is not going to cost me anything. Here you go:


Kamal: Raaja.. Raaja.... Konjam nillunga.. Situation'e kekkama eppadi ezhudhi kuduthuttu pona eppadi?

Raaja: 800 padam paathaachu.. Pudhusa enna erukka pogudhu situation?

Kamal: Enna eppadi solliteenga? Romba vidhyasamaana situation... Heroine romba rich and arrogant type.. Hero heroine'a tease pannara maadhiri oru situation..

Raaja: Hmm. Hmm... Edhu podhum

Kamal: Lyrics? Yaara paada vekka poreenga, Raaja?

Raaja: Varigal Vaali ...Matrapadi Karthik paarthupaan... Bhava vere summa thaan erukkaen pa veetula nnu sonna... paarthukkalam

(Raaja walks out, while Vairamuthu and Vaali enters the room.)

Kamal: Paadal varigal illamal tune varadhavargalukaaga kavignargal vandhurukaanga...

Rahman: Vanakkam Vaali Sir.. Arambikkalaama..

Vaali: Oh.. Beshaa pannidalaam..Edho pidi...

"Kuzhaloodham Kannane
Vennai Thirudiye...."


Rahman: (scratches his head) Illa Illa.......Vennai Yennai ellam vendam....Konjam...

Kamal: Idhu "Andha" maadhiri situation.... Konjam Paarthu ezhudhunga...

(Rahman gives some basic chord and rhythm; Vaali is transformed to a different world and starts tapping his feet)

Vaali: Hmmm......Edhu eppadi erukku?

"Jackson Magale Jackson Magale
Jackie Chan Machaan Naan
Kambanukku Machini Nee"


Rahman: Yes.. Feel varudhu....We are going in the right direction...Go on...Tamil Jaasthiya erukku....Konjam English please...

Vaali: Done..

"Up & Down poga naan Gear'a
Nee Miss World Model Figure'a"


Vairamuthu: (looks at Deva) Kavithai pozhiya naan thayaar, neer?

Deva: Illa Anne.. Namma paatukku vere maadhiri venum.. Vaali sir vara varaikkum naan wait pannaraen..

Harris: VM Sir! Hello.. Please join me...

Vairamuthu: Sollu nanba, Harris. Endha karu nira kaagathin magimai umakkavadhu purindhadhe...Arambikkalaam..

"Smile Smile Edhu Smile'a
Nenjai Thulaikkum Missile'a
Gundu Vedi Gundu Un Kannam
Unnal sidhariyadhu En Nenjam
Un Idhazh Oram Naan Thee Kulippaen..."

MSV:(whispers to Kamal) Ayyoo....Enna YEZHHAVU da edhu...Vedi gundu, Saavu, Sangu, Paalai nnu enna paattu edhu..

Harris: Wow.... Its shaping up well.. I think....Hmm.... Kamal Sir, shooting for this song ... Iraq le try pannalaam.. My 2 cents..Romba different'a shape aitrukku

Kamal: Yeah.. Romba different'a erukku...

Harris: Regarding tune vandhuttu..."Vaseegara" maadhiri venuma? Illa "Suttum Vizhi Sudare" maadhiri venuma?

Kamal: Adhaan rendum kettutome..vere maadhiri edhavadhu mudiyuma... illa...?
Harris: Why not? "Paartha Mudhal Naale" maadhiri ? ..I will try...

Kamal: Sutham...

Vaali: (turns onto Deva) Ungalukku enna vedum?

Deva: Namma enne aNNe.. Gaana vecha endha situation kku super'a erukkum nnu ...

Vaali: Edho pidi Gaana...

"Saidapetta Julie
Unnala classroom'e gaalee
Enga vidadhadee look'ku
Pasanga padikkaraanga book'u"


Deva: Edhu podhu aNNE...Nan Ready....

Yuvan: (shakes his body vigorously and murmers the tune to himself)

"Ye PeNNNNNeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Enai Kattttttikkkkkkkkooooo Kattikkkkkooooo
Illai ... EndraaaL....
Thotttttukkoooooo Thotttukoooooo
(rap bit)Everyone wants a change, BabeeeHooooo
HaaaHooooo Haaa"



5 comments:

முருகேஷ் said...

Emjay, you made me laugh like anything :-)). The lyrics are too funny. You can send this to Vikatan.

Emjay said...

Thanks Murugesh.

Suresh said...

I am laughin crazy... Keep going. Do a Part III. Involve Gangaiamaran and our great SARajkumar and lets see what they brings into the table.

Vinith said...

Yuvan's par was amazing.... Heep goinh...

Srinivas Sundaram said...

What to say?! pinniteenga! Fantastic!